i am a programmer. i am lazy, stupid and worthless by choice. i hate pretty much everything and everybody and my goal in life is to take advantage of the fact that people think i'm smart by default because i'm asian. read about my life of aimless debauchery, revenge on coworkers, and how i spend my work week scratching myself and taking naps in between meetings. I spend the rest of my time writing about things that pretty much suck my balls and writing stories about me being a total jackass.